Trumps "SO CALLED" 3rd assassination attempt

I find it absolutely hilarious that everytime something isnt going well for trump. Suddenly someone trys to kill him 

He was doing shocking in polls. Quick near miss. And he shoots up and takes presidency.  Can't even remember the second but everyone was saying it was bs aswell. 

Now courts have reiterated his knocking down of the whitehouse wing for his ballroom was illegal.  Meaning he will have to put it back as it was. And TA DA. Another attempt. .........yes yes......if we had a ballroom this wouldn't have happened. 

He not even good at this. He could have waited at least a day before getting his comments in.  Its so obvious to everyone. 

I can not believe a guy like him has so much power. Why didn't he go after his wiping a race off the planet comments. Anyone else think like me. Or am I just a conspiracy theorists 🤷‍♂️