My new worse bad beat

Just in case Harry doesn't allow the AI excerpt here's an example of a quality cardmates play. What makes this worse isn't the ridiculous underdog they were, but how they celebrated lucking out and how everyone at the table bar two people threw pooh, tissue and donkey emojis at me for losing with the hooks to deuces. 

Here's your pre-flop equity after you shoved blindly from the cutoff/hijack position.

and here's your less than 1 in 5 runout, eeyore. I had better odds on the river even after you made trips 

I had better odds on the river even after you made trips than you had pre-flop, just think about that your "made" hand at the turn was less of a favourite than mine when you shoved.....

The idiot across dumped me out 6 hands later calling all in with QJ against pocket 6's and flopping queens as per the donk reward mechanism of 888Poker. Also dumbly flashed a bluff. Duly noted, ty.