The Degenerate Diaries: My Biggest "Brain-Fart" of the Week 🤡
Alright, mates.
We’ve all been there. You’ve got the coffee brewing, the Friday freeroll is deep into late reg, and you’re feeling like a poker god. Then... the Brain-Fart happens.
The Incident: The F-Word (Fold) I’m sitting on a healthy stack when I look down at the Holy Grail: A-A. Under-the-gun shoves for 10BB. Two callers. The pot is massive. My heart is racing, I’m ready to snap-shove and triple up... and then my thumb slips. - CLICK. -
I hit FOLD. I sat there in stunned silence as the board ran out a dry 7-2-J-K-5. The Aces would have scooped. Instead, I sat there with a medium stack and enough self-loathing to last a month.
I tilted off my remaining chips ten minutes later bluffing with 7-high. Double brain-fart. Total disaster.
🗨️ Over to You, Mates! I need to feel better about my own stupidity. Help a brother out:
What is your most embarrassing "misclick" or "brain-fart" story? Did you fold the winning hand?
- Did you accidentally bet your whole stack instead of a min-raise?
- Did you misread your cards and think you had the nuts?
Be brutal in the comments - let’s hear your shame! 👇
i usually play 8-10 tables so this rarely happens mayebe a few times a yr 3-4 misclicks that is how many tables you playing 20?
20 tables?! I wish I had that excuse! 😅
Honestly, I was probably only playing 2 or 3, which makes the "brain-fart" even more embarrassing. My thumb just had a mind of its own in that moment.
Do you find that playing 8-10 tables actually keeps you more focused, or do you just automate everything by now? 🤖
Folding aces there is brutal 😅 I once thought I had a flush, snap-called an all-in... and then realised one of my cards wasn’t even the right suit. Instant regret.
Ouch! The "fake flush" realisation is the absolute worst feeling in poker. 💀
You go from feeling like a genius to wanting to disappear into the floor in about 0.5 seconds.
Did the other player say anything in the chat, or did they just take your chips and laugh? 😅
Kmirarka Them ones haunt you for a while!
The best therapy is to ship one! GL 🤞
Make the pain go away 😉🚀👊
Spot on, mate! Nothing cures the "A-A Fold" depression like a deep run in the next one. 🚀 I’m chasing that therapy tonight - hopefully the RNG gods accept my sacrifice of those Aces and give me a break! 🤞
Are you playing the Sunday grind today? Let's both get one shipped! 👊💰
No,I’m giving it a miss. We’ve got 15 off the family around for a Easter dinner the Wife’s cooking up a storm and drinks and a giggle and my daughter’s new boyfriend is coming to meet us for the first time poor man,he won’t know what hit him with our crowd around the table. It will be like a scene from Shameless 🤣🤣🤣🥳
Look Forward to your post of the shipped wins for both of us GL 🤞🚀👊🥳🐣
Whens the next entry in the degenerate diaries?! We want MOAR !!
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